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		<title>F*ck you, Syfy and Sky TV</title>
		<link>http://soapster.co.uk/2011/02/02/fck-you-syfy-sky-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 17:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stargate Universe &#8211; cancelled. Caprica &#8211; cancelled. So Syfy have cancelled Stargate Universe and also Caprica. Syfy sucks (see addition of wrestling to their scheduling and it gives a clue how badly). Okay, SGU dragged a bit but if Syfy had actually asked some fans what they thought would speed it up and generate a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>eBay fraudster facing jail</title>
		<link>http://soapster.co.uk/2007/06/20/ebay-fraudster-facing-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yippee! A woman who defrauded 19 people by selling fake holidays on eBay is facing jail after a judge warned her she faces prison. Julie Flood was told she should make arrangements for the care of her 12-year-old daughter before her next court appearance for sentencing. Go Judge! Julie Flood, eBay scammer These people are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paper reviewer on Sky news says Brown shouldn&#8217;t be PM &#8211; because he&#8217;s Scottish</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 11:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watching Sky News this morning I was appalled to hear Jon Gaunt, a columnist in the Sun newspaper and presenter of &#8216;The Jon Gaunt Show&#8216; on TalkSport radio, state that Gordon Brown is a &#8220;Scottish MP from a Scottish Constituency and shouldn&#8217;t be Prime Minister&#8221;. He had just been talking about how it was right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Myspace party girl comes out of hiding</title>
		<link>http://soapster.co.uk/2007/04/13/myspace-party-girl-comes-out-of-hiding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Rachael Bell, Myspace party girl, whose actions led to around $20,000 worth of damage to the family home. Still too ashamed to face her mum and dad Rachael said: &#8220;I&#8217;m really, really sorry about what&#8217;s happened.&#8221; &#8220;I totally regret it. It was just supposed to be a party with a few friends and it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minimum 32 years for killer fire family</title>
		<link>http://soapster.co.uk/2006/12/21/minimum-32-years-for-killer-fire-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:43:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet the Connors, a depraved bunch of animals who collectively set about firebombing a family over a school-bullying row, using petrol poured through the letterbox and set alight. From left to right; Michael Connor, Jane Connor and Natalie Connor. Only one of the family who were targeted survived, although she will be scarred for the rest of her life due to the severe injuries sustained [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ho bloody Ho!</title>
		<link>http://soapster.co.uk/2006/12/04/ho-bloody-ho/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s that time of year again when people scurry about like rats in the sewer looking for that tasty tidbit of semi-digested poo on which to fasten their grubby little paws to drag back to their little rat hole. It&#8217;s the run up to Christmas! I was unfortunate enough to be in town on [...]]]></description>
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